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To Brace Or Not To Brace, That Is The Question1

 

August 18, 2014
By:  The Mogambo Guru

 

I was not at my personal best that morning, I admit it, but neither was the rest of the family, and making Freudian slips, while still early-morning groggy, are easy to do.  As I was to learn, everyone is all upset that I accidentally called the kids “stupid Earthling carbon units” instead of referring to them as “my wonderful, darling children,” which I admit I reflexively did NOT do because they are neither wonderful nor darling, but are instead some kind of mutant dollar-gobbling machines.

 

 

The issue was about, again, getting braces for one of the kid’s teeth, I don’t remember which one.  Naturally, as the caring, loving father, I patiently tried to explain that the mutant neo-Keynesian econometric lunatic Janet Yellen...

 

 

 

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Big Mogambo Challenge (BMC): Write like the Mogambo!

 

And the winner is...name to be announced later this evening, 27 August 2014

 

 

 

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And besides my congratulations to Number 8, the eventual winner, let me congratulate the losers of the Write Like The Mogambo contest for their hopeful efforts, to whom I send my condolences on their loss, as I feel their pain, sort of like that time in the fourth grade when the teacher made such a big, stupid deal over some stupid poem that Billy “Dorkface” Wilson wrote, literally ignoring my fabulous poem, which was ten times better than his because mine had giant robots that shot rockets and death rays out of their eyes.
 
Only, now, you get to take YOUR stinging loss without everybody in the class laughing at you when you protested the gross injustice, and the teacher ignored you, and the class laughed some more, and you finally sat down, stinging from the insult, apparently a wound that never healed, which is, oddly, bitterly brought up 55 years later, where none of which may, or may not, have actually happened.  Probably the latter.
 
Anyway, so at least you got THAT going for you! Sort of a nice, secret condolence prize for everyone!
 
And I was happy to see that each entry had something that made me laugh, which made the whole thing more fun, so thanks for that, too, would-be authors.   And thanks to Number One Junior Mogambo Ranger (NOJMR) Doug for making it so, so easy for me.
 
Whee! This contest stuff is easy! As easy as Writing Like The Mogambo (WLTM)!  As easy as buying gold and silver! Whee!

 


Editor's Notes

Richard Daughty (Mogambo Guru) is general partner and COO for Smith Consultant Group, serving the financial and medical communities, and the writer/publisher of the Mogambo Guru economic newsletter, an avocational exercise to better heap disrespect on those who desperately deserve it. The Mogambo Guru is quoted frequently in Barron's, The Daily Reckoning, and other fine publications.

 

Dan Rubock & Mogambo Guru Mogambo Guru visiting the offices of GoldSilver.com where he ran into Junior Mogambo Ranger (JMR) Dan Rubock, Managing Director, GoldSilver.com media, sporting his Mogambo Guru T-Shirt.

 

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